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ir tuot leider wê mîn sprechen und ouch mîn singen ... *headdesk*, Crack Fiction, Kingdom Hearts, Muffin

Autor:  Technomage
“Hey Sexy. My name is Muffin DeMaverick, and I’ll be your pleasure slave for this evening. I hope you enjoy...um, joke, Riku, joke. You’re gaping like a fish. And what’s that smell?”

Something was burning on the stove, and his spatula was dripping pancake batter all over his socks, but Riku still couldn’t quite bring himself to tear his gaze away from his boyfriend. Sora stared back at him bewilderedly, seemingly unaware of how tightly his new jeans were clinging to his narrow hips. Riku reached instinctively to grab his waist, cursed, then withdrew his shaking hands and began to beat his head against the doorframe.

“What the--” wham, “--Riku, why are you--?” wham, “--Riku, stop it!”


Manchmal frage ich mich, wie ich ohne Kingdom Hearts Crack-Fics den Irrsinn des nächsten Tag überstehen würde ...


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